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\"47\" is a single by Indian rapper Sidhu Moose Wala featuring British rappers Mist and Stefflon Don. It was released as a single on October 10, 2019, by Catalyst Records, Sickmade Records, and Gifted Records. The song is produced by Steel Banglez, and written by Moose Wala and Stephanie Victoria Allen.
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Suguru Geto is a fictional character from Gege Akutami's manga Jujutsu Kaisen 0. Suguru Geto is a powerful sorcerer who was previously friends with Satoru Gojo. He seeks the Curses Rika Orimoto, who in turn is searching for the protagonist of the prequel series, Yuta Okkotsu. Geto also appears in the main Jujutsu Kaisen series which, through flashbacks, further explores his friendship with Gojo and their eventual antagonism towards one another. In the main series, his corpse is controlled by Kenjaku , an ancient sorcerer who uses the Cursed Technique of transplanting his brain into other bodies. Kenjaku's goal is to evolve humanity through Cursed Energy to create a new golden age of Jujutsu sorcery similar to the Heian period.
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Mali competed at the 2019 World Aquatics Championships in Gwangju, South Korea from 12 to 28 July.
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