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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the house go to the doctor?","punchline":"It was having window panes.","id":326}
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Cícero Casimiro Sanches Semedo, known simply as Cícero, is a Guinea-Bissauan professional footballer who plays as a forward for Portuguese club Florgrade FC.
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